By: Chris "Sledge" Douglas
What was the deal with the "shove the babyface into the womb of the
bus" angle on Smackdown(!) just a few scant minutes ago? Where was
Kane when Cactus got shoved in, after he himself had been
unceremoniously stuck in there? And where were they BOTH when Dwayne
was getting ready to inseminate this sexy bus? What the PHUCK was the
deal with Rocky magically appearing out of the bus with 2x4 in tow?
Why didn't Kane and Cactus do the same? Where did the bus take them
anyway? To Hunter's house in Greenwich for tea and FUCKING cookies?
Did they all go to Kane's old dental office to get high on the laughing
gas?
On the brighter side, Tazz looked alright. While beating Gangrel wasn't
the greatest thing in the history of puroresu, it certainly proves that
they ain't burying him. Take a look at his promos. "Survival is not
an option". Definitely cool by Sledgecorp standards.
Not to mention the crazy face heat he's been getting no matter where he
goes. Note to WWF... please let him cut a promo soon... this guy spews
some killer tough-guy venom when in control of the stick... let him
fly.
Someone I know predicted that he would be buried. His quote
was, "They're gonna water him down just like they did to the Dudley's".
Welp, look at the Dudley's now. Hell, it seems that Buh Buh Ray damn
near ORGASMs every time he puts chicks through tables. That sure as
hell ain't watered down. One thing about the WWF in this era of
Attitude... you gotta give them time. If after say, oh, 7 months and
the guy is still being screwed over or phucked up, THEN make those
comments.
But, you never know... the WWF has been known for making some really
STUPID decisions (the Gobbledegooker... some Thanksgiving tradition),
so only time will tell this convoluted tale of Tazz and...
porn.
You know what? I'm really starting to dig those Mae Young bits...
she's actually quite funny. Look, I know that I did say that
that match with Moolah against Ivory and... uh... someone else... was
disturbing... and I still stick by that. But in a non-wrestling
capacity, I think Mae plays the drunken old bat to a tee. Hell,
it's even giving Mark "Brainyeurism" Henry some face heat! Only two
people (her and D-Lo) have accomplished this herculean feat. If it
works, FLY WITH IT!!! FLY DAMMIT!!!
Catch ya.
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