The Ballad of Jumpin' Jeff Farmer

By: Chris "Sledge" Douglas



I'd like to tell you all a little story... the story of a man named "Jumpin'" Jeff Farmer.



Now, there have been two Jeff Farmers in our proud sport. One was the man who protrayed the nWo Sting:



But this is NOT the man in question. No... this was a man not unlike you or I. A man with flaws, but with great heart. So when faced with the task of seeking revenge on one Motley Cruz, a WONDERFUL thing happened:



And with one "yup," thus began the legend of Jumpin' Jeff Farmer.

We would then go on to face his hated enemy:





However, that was not enough for the demi-god that was Jeff Farmer.




Motley Cruz had some words in response...




... but regardless, Jeff Farmer's place in history was sealed.

In the old days, people used to spin tales of Pecos Bill and his skill, or Paul Bunyan and his enormous size. But let it be known that all of these pale in comparison to the man himself, Jumpin' Jeff Farmer.



Thanks to HoneyDewWilkins for the videos!